It doesn’t seem right to replace a reliable refrigerator just because it occasionally flings a jar of mustard across the room. Nobody’s perfect.
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The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is the granddaddy of all bike gatherings. (I know it’s sexist, but calling it the “grandmother” of all bike gatherings might get you killed.)
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If your area is suffering from drought, just hire me to come pitch a tent on your property.
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A fitness tracker, doesn’t know the difference between a walk you take because you’re highly motivated to get some exercise and one you take because you’re highly motivated to find your car keys.
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This is a story about the importance of being flexible. Or maybe it’s about the dangers of vanity. Or being overly cautious or just plain foolish.
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If Mother Nature didn’t intend us to nap, she wouldn’t have made us so sleepy in the afternoon.
One study found that chocolate is associated with reduced risk of cardiovascular disease and stroke. Healthy heart, big butt. I think it’s worth it.
If there were an award for bad timing, I’d nominate me.
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I wasn’t surprised to see the following article in my internet news feed: 25 Tragically Uncool Things Baby Boomers Won’t Let Die. I was surprised to find there were 65 items on the list. Maybe proofreading is one of the things the authors find tragically uncool.
If you’re a detective interrogating a suspect in what looks like an open-and-shut case, but there are still twenty
minutes left in the episode, you have the wrong guy.
More than 17 million Americans suffer from friggatriskaidekaphobia though they seldom admit it, mainly because they can’t pronounce it.
Here’s a nice way to help your Valentine hear your side of things without having to listen to theirs.
Sometimes I don’t notice a new thing until it’s an old thing. So you should take my list of The Latest but Not Necessarily the Greatest with a grain of salt…or a slice of bacon.
Alcohol allows revelers to forget the worst of the past year and start the new one off just as badly.
I realize I’m late getting my Christmas letter out, but there’s a good reason for that: I’m late writing it
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It’s good to try before you buy—except for groceries. Don’t do that.
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Don’t slam doors; you never know who might be napping. Don’t ask a woman when her baby is due unless you’re ure she’s pregnant. And be kind to everyone you meet; you never know who might win the lottery next.
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If surveys were dollar bills, I could afford health insurance.
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